Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray prayah...

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! blain, use your blainnn......

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger meh? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use yourblainnnnn...... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are beri good...

PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah!!!