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Monday, October 02, 2006

Why we fail exams?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, cos the year has only 365 days.



Typical academic year for a student :


1) Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.


2)
Summer break - 50 days where weather is hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.


3) 8 hours daily for sleep - 130 days gone.
Days left 141.


4)
1 hour daily for playing (good for health) - 15 days.
Days left 126.


5)
2 hours daily for food (chewing & swallowing) - 30 days.
Days left 96.


6) 1 hour daily for talking
(man is a social animal) - 15 days.
Days left 81.


7)
Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.


8)
Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Balance = 6 days.


9) For sickness - at least 3 days.
Remaining = 3 days.


10) Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.


11) That 1 day is your birthday - how can you study on that day!!!
Balance = 0 day.



"So how can a student pass?"