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Thursday, June 30, 2005

another 25 days... ntu here i comes...

wow finally i got time to sit down in front of my computer to blog... sori to the peeps that called me personally to ask me to blog or where the hell i disappeared to... see i am blogging now... anyway been busy with my japanese, university stuffs, gatherings, family, playstation 2... and camps, interviews, camps, camps, camps... hectic life... lastly to the guys out there i am not busying with girls lah... diaoz lor u all... hahaha...

ok so now as promised the kbox pics taken last sunday during gathering with xiao de... others xiao de cannot jealous k cos the company is sending her to bangkok to work for half a year... so must understand i cannot see her for half a year... anyway u r coming back on 30th dec then we gather again... in the mean time all the best for ur work...

anyway sori lah irene cannot accompany u today to make spectacles cos i many days not home liao mah... must understand i will homesick de... sobx sobx... and be good son... hope ur spectacles spoilt again soon then i can accompany u liao lor...

signing off now going to study my japanese liao... sigh...


ah seng and me... ex-gay partners... (girls pls note: i am straight now) hehe...


xiao de, kerwin, me...


the ah bengs of the day... btw the song is love ~dakiatte~ ok... is not wat baku teh... diaoz lah u all...


wah first time xiao de so engrossed...


hey give me that mic u !@%^!#%$...


mr nik will teach u all nursery songs...

Thursday, June 23, 2005

care for your liver

watched Initial-D liao definitely a must see peeps... this entry is dedicated to all my frens... let's work together a healthy lifestyle although it is difficult... xiao de better sleep early ah after u see this...

The main causes of liver damage are:

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are the main cause.

2. Not urinating in the morning.

3. Too much eating.

4. Skipping breakfast.

5. Consuming too much medication.

6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.

7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.

8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver. Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to "schedule."

Because:

9pm - 11pm
is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic chemicals (de-toxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative impact on health.

11pm - 1am
is the de-toxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.

1am - 3am
de-toxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state.

3am - 5am
de-toxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the de-toxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.

5am - 7am
de-toxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

7am - 9am
absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30, for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30 is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late after 9 or 10 rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.

Monday, June 20, 2005

happy birthday to myself...

firstly i would like to say thxs to all those peeps that celebrate my 22nd birthday with me... although its not as important as my 21st bday but all of u still bother to celebrate with me... i am seriously very very happy... and thxs for the presents... love ya all... and of cos my family too... been having 3 cakes in 3 days and 3 different flavours... (guys u all can buy no. 3 for toto this week)

ok for today which is suppose to be my big day but i didn't go anywhere special cos my super xiao de asked me to visit our primary school teachers... but to my surprise our teacher already retired at the beginning of this year... we're too late... anyway put the sad stuffs aside... i am so touched that my super xiao de still remembers my bday and is late cos she went to buy cake for me... for this u r forgiven... although its the smallest birthday cake i ever had in my whole life... nevertheless i still felt happy... cos at least she bothers to put in the effort... thxs thxs thxs...

in the end we decided to catch movie at shaw... wanted to watch Inside Deep Throat which is a R21 show... but darn it the show already started 15mins... so we settled for Premonition... anyway there are like only 3 pple in the whole big cinema, so scary... especially when that siao char bo screams like nobody business... and scare me also lor till i topple the popcorn box... kaoz u... anyway its a nice show to watch but got all those suspense and u gotta use ur brain abit to understand the show lah...

after that is shopping time, cos i wanted to get some stuffs b4 i go uni... so we went parco but to my surprise saw a group of young kids playing at the fountain... wat really surprises me is one of them is totally NAKED... that caught my attention... and u know how much i love kids or shld i call it fetish... oops... and somemore got camera in my bag so i decided to take some pictures to keep... in case the boy next time grow up become some famous pple or celebrity i can extort money mah... i am smart rite...

anyway the pictures below contained mature (kids) content... its not PG, NC(16), M(18) or R(21) but classify as K(12) so all of u shld be of legal age to see lah... hehe... anyway even is rated stuff, i bet u all also will see wan lah... cheers... and happy birthday to myself again...


my smallest birthday cake ever in my whole life... and a almost castrated candle... lolx... so thoughtful... thxs...


siao char bo stop eating u're getting fat liao lah... for ur info she really can eat like mad...


wat kind of cinema seat is this? and such a mess u siao char bo...


wow wat's that boy doing? so brave of him? or is he just plain horny... humm... he's naked for ur info...


haha did u managed to get a better view of it? haha i am a good photographer rite... think i shld join ntu photography club to hone my skills...


i really don't know wat the ah boy is looking at... beats me... perhaps he's wondering why... hahaha...


i was so gek xin when the water never gushed out and the boy managed to escape in time... darn it... pls click on the pic to see better...


kids are always kids... back to their fun again...

omg... i love u all... thxs for the surprise...

yesterday happening sia firstly i got back my long awaited mid-term exam results for my jap... humm the results a bit disappointing, i only managed to score 82... my average score used to be 92 in all levels... but i also cannot blame anyone except myself cos i also never study hard... been playing hard only and partly due to many unsettled issues at that time, thus i also cannot concentrate... but for my finals i shall ganbarimasuyo...

and after my class met my frens to celebrate my bday lor... many came late lor... kok ur head lor... then after dinner we decided to go ktv... so its another kbox-ing session... open room from 7.45pm to 3am... then all queue songs like nobody business lor... hahaha... sing until the machine jam also... kaoz... and ard 9 plus a surprise came when they all brought in a cake and sang birthday song for me... seriously i am damn touched lah... for ur info u all succeeded in making the nonsense+crappy+lame nik almost shed tears... seriously thank you all... and its again u all who accompany me thru my toughest time back then... thxs again... won't forget u all when i go uni de... and also i wanna say thxs to my yue mu... why? cos she really gave me a big big angbao for my bday... really thxs thxs thxs... =)

ok after the touching moment its again fun and laughter like nobody business... and definitely i am back into action... and i mean double action... after that is really madness... i sang more and more jap songs... many many songs... they sang hokkien and cantonese songs... and i sang happy new year songs... hahaha... after that the best part came... when everybody wakes up from their slumber... i sang the malay song "abang sayang"... everybody was really the diaoz and kaoz face lor... stop it lah its 2am in the morning... but i think i have a flair in malay songs after i sang "abang sayang"...

ok this part of the chorus is only super funny to those that are present - "aduh aduh aduh aduh aduh ibu..." hehehe... i cannot stop laughing too while blogging now... =D

anyway damn tired but definitely fun lah... reached home at ard 4am... shiok... we shld hang out again... love u all... and most likely all of us gonna lost our voice for a while... hope u guys enjoy urself too... and i bet u all won't jio me to ktv again liao... =(

Thursday, June 16, 2005

updates and updates...

wah sori sori sori peeps... so long nv update my bloggy liao... till my bloggy grow spider webs liao... hoho... and sori for those who read my stagnant blog... k guess i owe an explanation lah... for the whole week been busy with my university matriculation and the concurrent japanese mid-term exam... haiz... damn hectic lah... imagine once uni starts i gonna neglect many many frens liao... i am so guilty... hope u peeps understand k... that's why i am having so many gatherings b4 my uni commence... k some updates of wat i done now... gonna be a long one... sori lah...

humm... anyway the stupid uni sent the prospectus and expect us to read that thick booklet and understand every single detail and fill up many many forms and go to many many places... and the worse i got to complete and submit it in one week... i been like travelling so much that my ez-link must be topped up... and i went to get new foto taken for my matriculation card cos i don't want to use my botak camp foto lor... also went to get bank loan to pay for my school fees cos i want to be independent... haha...

and i went to collect my IC for my disruption... damn still owe the government another 4 months of national service... but it feels GOOD to be a civilian... after that went to pay respects to my grandparents' grave with my parents... and did some shopping with my parents cos didn't really spent much time with them too... feeling guilty... oh ya i got myself a new pair of spectacles... that's the advantage of going out with parents... i just need to "teh teh" a bit then can get stuffs liao... i am gay cannot meh... hohoho...

after that caren called cos she got menses and asked me to accompany her... hahaha... no lah is bcos they in tampines also then jio me go kbox with adel and texas... so i pang seh my parents for that... wat a fantastic son rite... then my mummy nagged at me... haha my mummy so cute lor... anyway first time met texas but can see he's a nice guy lah... adel ur "tastebuds" not bad sia... then ktv for 4 hrs although i only sang one song but drank the most drinks... lolx... one japanese song enough to captivate the girls liao... wahahaha... then adel sang till lost voice... her first time like that gone le... so sad... hehe... i want sing twinkle twinkle little star leh...

k lah think that's bout it lah...

some shoutouts...

:) hey don't wori so much k... can always ask me for advices... if i can help i definitely will... hope u get wat i mean...

adel: oei ur voice sucks big time... kidding lah voiceless char bo... anyway thxs...

caren: next time don't bring newspaper as umbrella... lolx... typical auntie...

collin: hey don't wori u will be civilian soon, sat celebration still as usual, i will confirm things...

irene: aiyo where got don't want u, just that this week i really many stuffs to settle... will go out to shop with u soon lah... i really didn't see the msg... =(

maddy: yoz girl welcome back, thxs for the lao gong bing... =) come join my celebration this sat... give me face...

xiao de: aiya been neglecting my xiao de... forget today is her menses... sat must come hor...

Thursday, June 09, 2005

wah penguin madagascar?

hey this is so god damn cute lah... i love zebras, lions, giraffes, hippo, and penguins? haha... i love zoo... k adel will see if i can get the tics...

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

a blind date...

k think i haven been blogging much recently... cos was really busy almost everyday... not much time for my family also... sori will be a good boy soon... hard to balance between frens and family nia... i must really learn the art of balancing...

ok yesterday was a fun day as my topic suggests a blind date... lolx... a blind date basically means the date is blind lor cos date never wear spectacles... hoho... i'm lame i know... no lah was about to go back then met adeline at bedok... and she asked me whether i am free to go out lor... then i see the time still early so ok lor... and go out is really go out lor we went parkway... and then she says she's meeting her frens... then i huh ok lor... thot its guys but turn out to be 2 pretty girls... caren and mabel... they are sisters lah... and oh ya then that stupid adeline force me to hold caren's hand lor say wat wish her happy birthday then take foto... so paiseh didn't even know her at all and must hold her hand... then after a drink we left to go shopping... and play arcade for a long long time... and omg i met my ah bu neh neh fren - shaik in the arcade... so i just catch up with him for a while b4 we left for dinner... had dinner at ajisen cos its caren's birthday...

hehe... and after dinner 1 guy and 3 girls wat u expect? threesomes no lor its shopping lor... and caren abit siao siao wan i think... she went to buy a dumbbell and her reason is to train up her arms so that she can have strength to pull those casino jackpot... diaoz lor... and then proceeded to play "tikam tikam" some sort of lucky draws when u purchase more than $30 in parkway... and according to caren that certain row will always be a $2 voucher... and guess wat she's rite... lolx... anyway really enjoyed my day... the girls wanna go zoo the next time... so cool... i wanna see the giraffes cos i really wanna see somthing that is taller than me... cos all the 3 girls are damn short... muahahaha... peace out...

Sunday, June 05, 2005

treasure life... you only live once...

find this quite meaningful... thot of sharing with u guys...


i saw the known loving couple in 10F is hitting each other


i saw the usually tough & strong Peter in 9F is crying


8F Ah Mei just found out her fiancee is sleeping with her best friend


7F Dan is taking her daily anti-depression medicine


6F jobless Heng still buys 7 newspaper to search for a job everyday


much respected Mr. Wong in 5F is trying his wife's undergarment


4F Rose again fighting with the boyfriend


old man in 3F everyday hoping someone would come by and pay him a visit


2F Lily still staring at the picture of her lost husband since half year ago


before i jumped off from the building, i thought i was the most unlucky person


now i just realized everyone has their own problems and worries


after i had seen all these, i found out, in fact i wasn't that bad at all


the people that i saw just now is looking at me now


i think after they see me now, they might feel they are not that bad after all

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray prayah...

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! blain, use your blainnn......

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger meh? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use yourblainnnnn...... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are beri good...

PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah!!!