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Monday, November 28, 2005

why choose an engineer boyfriend?

i found this quite interesting so gonna post it... cos i am an engineer... =) read it read it... hehehe... btw this post is not targeting at any of the profession k...

Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm. Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan. The arts graduate is still looking for a job. And the medical graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the lawyer who will argue with you. The management graduate who will try to control your spending, The arts graduate who will 'change major'. And the medical graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The lawyers will lie about everything. Management graduates will cheat your money. The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

So girls, why procrastinate?
Get an engineer as your boyfriend!

And above all, Engineers understand and applies the Right Hand Rule which means the best!

Saturday, November 26, 2005

whee... exams are over...

wah finally i smell freedom... cos exams are over... so many things happened during such a short while... pple are asking me to update my bloggy so here i am... anyway don't know wat to update also... lost my blogging skills le... sori bloggy... give me time to make up to u... hehe...

yesterday marks the end of my one semester in ntu... it is such a tiring journey from the first day of school till now... thinking back i always think uni life is "chicken feet" as i came from a poly background but i was wrong... go in yaya papaya lah then i suffered like shit... =( seriously it is really very different... the pace and workload in uni is 10 times stressful compared to when i am in poly... frens says i got white hair... =( haiz nvm at least i learnt a lesson and hopefully it will aids me in planning my schedule for my next semester...

putting studies aside wat makes me happy is that i made a real good bunch of frens... which i believe the frenship will stay strong... all of them are so fun and loving... always willing to lend me a helping hand when i need it by going the extra mile... especially during the times when i fall sick... appreciate it... feel so blessed with them ard... thanks god...

anyway i got a whole hella of to-do-list... shall plan it out in these few days ba... ex. gatherings with frens to let them know they are not forgotted, spend time with family, lighten my mum's load by helping out chores till school reopens... go out with girls... =) go see my son timmy... (-_-''') kboxing session, early revision of next semester modules... etc... these are some of those i can think of for now...

hopefully i can fulfill them in this short holiday... will try my best de... lalalala... am feeling so happy now... yah and also shall blog more often before school starts... k i go Zzz liao... finally can sleep in peace liao... hehe... peeps out there pls take care... will contact u all soon...